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"So Fullmetal and everyone got sent to this year?" I asked Envy over the phone.

"Yeah, and get this, there are two new alchemists, nearly perfect candidates. Well according to Father anyway."

Ed and Al are alive and finally here! Yes! The wait was unbearable!

Yeah, Ling I'm was getting tired of waiting for them too, now shut up, I need to focus.

"Is that so? Who are these new alchemists?"

Envy chuckled over the phone and said, "Remember Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable from the news?"

Kim Possible? Isn't she the one who saved the world from that alien invasion a year ago?

Yes, I smiled remembering quite well about the two and their world saving shenanigans in the past as well.

Thanks Ling, now please shut up.

I laughed and said, "So the two heroes decide to dedicate themselves to a dead science."

Envy responded, "The science maybe dead to the world, but it's power isn't."

I walked down the street, trying to call a taxi.

"So how do you intend to get them to do it?"

The taxi pulled up and I got in.

"Do you remember how Ed, your body, and I got out of Gluttony's stomach?"

How could I forget it? It was a lake of blood! And Envy turned into a freakin' monster, with a damn Philosopher Stone in his mouth!

Shut up Ling! I'm trying to talk.

"Yeah, Ed opened the portal and...Oh, well are you clever."

Envy chuckled and said, "We got a three months to get them to go through with it. Gluttony and I will be waiting for you in Middleton."

Middleton? Like the place where Kim Possible lives? Why the hell is Envy and Gluttony there?

I told you Ling... SHUT THE HELL UP!

I smirked and said, "Alright, but I do have a question for you."

Envy laughed and said, "Go ahead."

"Why do you sound like a woman?"

Envy gave another laugh and said, "My old body finally gave out, so I took over a new one. And get this, this one was willing to let me take her over. I can still look like my old self, but enjoy this new body and how it looks."

Dam! Envy is a girl, this is so damn weird. Hopefully, she looks decent.

Ling?

Yeah, I know. Shut up.

I smiled and said, "Ah, so who was this "oh so lucky" woman that's now your new skin suit?"

She laughed and said, "Believe it or not, it one of Kim's old classmates. Her name or should I say my name is Bonnie Rockwaller. Head cheerleader and queen bee of the bitch club. This body and it's memories should come in handy."

"Heh, well this is definitely going to be interesting. Got to go."

I responded and hung up the phone.

The Taxi driver looked at me and said, "Where to?"

"Airport. And if you make there under twenty minutes, I'll make it worth your while."

I lifted up a hundred dollar bill and he immediately pressed down on the gas petal.

Are you really going to work with Envy? Especially after what he...I mean she... or whatever the hell Envy is.. did to Lan Fan?

He going to pay for that, but right now I need to get to the Elrics without letting the other Homunculi know.

Ling don't worry, the bastard or bitch or...Hell what is freakin' Envy? Let's just go with she. She is going to pay.

Ok, Greed I'll play along but as soon as we get a chance, I going to tear out her throat.

Good, now seriously shut up, I want a quite plane ride.

Alright, geeze I thought you would have gotten use to me by now, I mean it has been 115 years since we stared sharing this body.

LING!

Okay shutting up now!